8/8/2023 0 Comments Yellowstone season 3 episodes![]() For those of us who don’t have a lot of experience with riding the range or tending to cattle, likely our only previous encounter with the disease sometimes known as “undulant fever” comes from Zevon’s song “Play It All Night Long.” And now here are some real cowboys, tossing around the term “brucellosis” so casually that I keep waiting for these leathery ranch hands to slip into one of the song’s other memorable lines: “There ain’t much to country living/ Sweat, piss, jizz, and blood.” “Is everything OK?” asked Jamie, knowing even as he asked the question that, obviously, everything had to be about as far from OK as it could get (and still destined to get so! Much! Worse!).“The cattle all have brucellosis/ We’ll get through somehow.” -Warren Zevonįor Warren Zevon fans like myself, these past two weeks of Yellowstone have been pretty damned delightful, because not once but twice someone has asked a shifty old buffalo-herder whether or not his stock has brucellosis. Specifically, he received a collect call from Agent Hendon at Sweetgrass Valley Jail. What, he wondered was the plan? “You’re standing on it,” Kayce said.Īnd, in the final seconds of “Freight Trains and Monsters,” Jamie received a collect call from Sweetgrass Valley Jail. Alone with his son, John admitted that he wondered what the point of it all was if you could love someone and lose them. Since John left early to brand cattle the following day - her birthday - that turned out to be the last thing she’d ever said to him, he recalled ruefully. When John had said, ya know, you don’t have to make the boy biscuits, he’ll eat anything, she’d replied, “But if I don’t make ‘em, I can’t watch him eat ‘em.” With that, she’d gone to bed. His mother had hated making them, though. (You keep away from her, Roarke Morris, ya hear me!) At the summer camp, Tate’s hankering for extra biscuits prompted John to tell a campfire story about how they’d been Kayce’s favorite, too. What he wanted wasn’t, as she suspected, to “f-k in the dirt,” at least not right away, but to slow-dance with her. They could do anything they wanted, in fact. Nah, it was only Beth, drunk in the corral and marveling at how fantastically alone they were at his place. How could he not?īack at Yellowstone, Rip was chilling on his porch when he thought he heard a wolf howling. “I like this girl,” he laughed to himself. So, naturally, Beth left three-inch-deep tire tracks in his garden. Hey, mind the flowers when you drive away, he remarked. And why not? If she didn’t live there, what would she do with the land? Turn it into Park City, she admitted. Her worst nightmare, “and I have to go make a f–king deal with him!” At Cross Creek, when not flirting with Beth over whether “Somebody’s Baby” was Billy Joel or Jackson Browne, Roarke was upfront about Market Equities’ plans. And then she saw, of course, who Roarke was. Roarke Morris, huh? “Thats not a f–king first name,” she huffed. Poor Jamie.Īt Schwartz & Meyer, Beth and Bob deduced that Market Equities was going to build an airport… and a ski resort… and a whole city around it. Dolittle?” John, because Kayce is the golden child, gave him a gold star and mentioned that his own father was fluent in four-legged, too. Rather than say, “Who the hell do you think you are, Dr. “Baby, nothing’s easy with you… and I’ve given up all I could.” Later, Kayce sensed that the wolf was near and brokered a deal with the animal to let him have the forest if he left the valley and cattle alone. ‘IT’S LIKE LUCILLE BALL AND FABIO HAD A KID’ | That night, as Kayce and Monica marveled at how well Tate was sleeping at the summer camp, she remarked that she wished they could live like that all the time. Still, “if you hire another girl,” said John, “she needs to be mean or ugly, one of the two!” But she hadn’t been the bunkhouse train wreck that John imagined. ![]() ![]() The last one, having been a drifter, had drifted. After some chitchat - sorry, I mean, manly discourse - about how they’d soon be short of hands, Rip implied that he might hire another cowgirl. “Nobody’s ever given me anything like that before,” Rip said. Back at the camp, Rip offered John the manliest of thank-yous - and not for the house, either, for the Dutton patriarch’s heartfelt letter. “If he wants to watch,” her husband told her, “just let him watch.” And apparently, the four-legged voyeur did wanna eyeball their tryst, the dirty dog. But no sooner had she given him something better to, ahem, point his gun at than who should show up but the wolf in question! What do we do? asked Monica, sensible as ever. TVLine Items: Groff Visits Doctor Who, Cable Lassos 1883 and MoreĪfter riding out to summer camp to check on Tate, Monica found Kayce wolf-tracking.
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